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| I proposed.
She said yes.
Praise God 
(sorry for the poor picture quality... believe it or not... but this was one of the better ones.) | | |
| So I took my car into the shop yesterday and they asked me
if I needed a ride to work. I said “sure”. So they called into the garage and
asked someone to drive me… So I’m expecting someone like this:
But NOOOOO… instead this is who came out to DRIVE me home!
What the?!?  A little boy drove me home!! I looked him
over and he couldn’t have been more than 12 yrs old… definitely didn’t hit
puberty yet. So we’re in the car and it’s really awkward… …. Because he’s
TWELVE!!! 
I asked some questions to find out more…
Me: So are you in
school?!?
Little
boy: No, I’m actually 19. I dropped out of high school.
Me:
(Thinking) “YOU LITTLE LIAR!!” 
Me: Oh really?  What school did you go to?? (And
I’m watching him the whole time because he’s DRIVING the SPEED LIMIT!! Who does
that?!?  He was being careful not to get pulled over… the
whole time I’m wondering if I’ll get arrested)
So we talked and talked and he dropped me off. I call later
that afternoon when my car is done and I talked with the cashier:
Cashier Lady: So Mr. Won, will you be needing a
ride?
Me:
Yes, could you please send someone out?
Cashier Lady: Sure! Jin dropped you off. SHE
probably remembers how to get back.
Me: Oh ok... so... HE’LL be by soon?
Cashier Lady:
Yes, SHE’LL leave now.
Me: Can you ask HIM to call me when HE gets here??
Cashier Lady:
Oh, SHE doesn’t have a phone so could you just come out in a few minutes?
VVVAAT?!?  HE WAS A GIRL!!! So now I can’t wait for HER to
come pick me up. I felt all weird when she came and I couldn’t help staring at
him/her. I felt bad… but how was I supposed to know!?! She had a boy haircut
and was wearing a hat!!
Anyway… Praise Night has been rough… The leaders met
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, tonight and tomorrow night…. Each
night has gone until almost 2AM or 4AM. ZIPPO. ZILCH. ZERO. Nothing. No skit.
No ideas. Please help!!
**EDIT**
We now have a praise night skit!!! It's the story of the boy who gave 5
loaves and 2 fish (lot of food for one boy eh?). The only potential name for our skit is "The Little Fat Boy". Probably not gonna fly. Any suggestions?!?
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.: One Desire :.
God has really been convicting me of this these past few weeks. I've
focused so much on fighting my sin and struggling with my heart...
which isn't bad, but I've learned (as I've been rebuked) that you
cannot grow by merely fighting to overcome sin. There must be an
increase in our Spirit's desire to love God and live for Him.
I want Jesus Christ to be my one desire and I'm praying that this will become more true of me in 2006. As basic
as this may sound, it's still been revolutionary in my relationship with God. I can't say enough of how thankful I am for the
ways that God has stretched me and rebuked me so far this break. Awesome.
OIL WAS FREAKING INCREDIBLE!!!
(Pictures by Kenny Kim)
We kind of expected the wireless mic to not work so we rushed up on the
stage to set up the podium and mic... and everyone started laughing. 
It looks like Matt and I are moving and adjusting things... and apparently Tek
is giving moral support and is extremely focused on the mic. 
I feel like I've been around these guys 24/7 for the past couple
of weeks and I can definitely say it's always a
privilege to fight along side them and get stretched together. These
last 2 retreats have been crazy... no sleep, late night drives back and
forth to the middle of nowhere, getting blessed like no other. Let's
pray that we would do crazier things for the Lord!
Also some pics from my SG hangout in Chicago...
Lunch @ Joy Yee's
Then we went to go check out the Museum of Science and Industry...
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Fight on CRH10!! 
After the holidays my roommate's dad marinated some kalbi for us to eat... so Jim went all
out and made this spread of food to go with it. Needless to say I was thoroughly
impressed with his skills. I don't know too many guys that can cook
like this... dang boy. Do it! He's still single ladies... 
And I don't know why I thought this next thing was so funny... but I had to post
it... (what a diverse xanga post huh?!? From blessings to Chuck
Norris.)
Some Chuck Norris Facts: (Stolen from Angell's xanga)
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris
smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7
different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for
30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
4. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
5. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
6. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
8. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the
JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his
beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
9. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks
and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction
was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took
his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and
admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every
second Wednesday of the month.
10. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
11. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied,
"Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his
name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing
this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
12. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
13. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and
includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck
Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
14. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
15. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for
handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park
there.
16 .The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
17. They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Chuck Norris. He doesn't have to.
18. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
19. When Chuck Norris was driving he saw a sign that said, "Caution:
Small Children Playing." So he slowed down, but then it occurred to
him: Chuck Norris isn't afraid of small children.
20. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two
seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse
kicks you in the face.
21. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
More Chuck Norris Facts
1. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
2. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
3. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
5. Chuck Norris’s belly button is actually a power outlet.
6. Chuck Norris has a beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, the sound of it would melt the average human brain.
7. Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.
8. Chuck Norris graduated from school with a degree in Chuck Norris.
9. The only thing Chuck Norris fears is Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
11. Even Chuck Norris can’t believe nobody Chuck Norrised this guy a long time ago.
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